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[wickedcherub]

something else that happened to me these past 7 days:

- I was stopped at airport security for allegedly carrying snakes in my tote bag.

- Then screened for explosives.

Comments

[plasticgoodness.livejournal.com]

Hmmm, odd, since you don't really have a face that exactly screams trouble! and who exactly would carry snakes, let alone A snake in their tote?

[wickedcherub.livejournal.com]

no idea. I did look like death though, after spending a sleepless night on the floor of a closed airport after spending an evening crushed to death in a mosh pit after spending a day sitting on the cold concrete after having two hours sleep at a friend's place in melbourne after spending an evening in a mosh pit and a day on a cold concrete step. WHEW.

[plasticgoodness.livejournal.com]

Whew indeed! Happy recovering!

[silverthoughts.livejournal.com]

You terrorist.

[wickedcherub.livejournal.com]

You think you know someone, huh?

[thekatiefactor.livejournal.com]

I will be the first to say that enough is enough. I am sick and tired of these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane tote bag.

[donna-c-punk.livejournal.com]

Not just motherfucking snakes on a motherfucking plane ... exploding motherfucking snakes on a motherfucking plane!

[wickedcherub.livejournal.com]

Yay you win the prize for being the first person to comment with a SOAP reference! Hahaha no seriously afterwards it was the funniest thing ever.

[donna-c-punk.livejournal.com]

I think it's awesomely funny they thought you were bringing SNAKES ON A PLANE. But not awesomely funny they were so stupid as to think you were bringing SNAKES ON A PLANE.

Screened for explosives? Did they think you'd stuffed the snakes with C4, too, or something?

[wickedcherub.livejournal.com]

The explosives bit was a random check, but the random check guy would have seen me come through the screening bit. SO IT WASN'T RANDOM AT ALL.

I think it's funny they think I would have had snakes in an open tote bag. :(

[o-chan.livejournal.com]

LOLOLOLOLOLOL
oh my god. I totally forgot about that. Oh god. I love/hate our trip

[wickedcherub.livejournal.com]

I came home and my mum was like, "I bet you tore up the town and had a wild time huh?"

Me: 'errrrr...'

[o-chan.livejournal.com]

HAHAHAHAHAHAH did you tell her the truth?

[luciusmalfoy.livejournal.com]

...so you were bringing snakes on a plane?

[luciusmalfoy.livejournal.com]

aw shit, WAY too late to be the first person to make the obvious call.

[wickedcherub.livejournal.com]

Haha it's okay. Just another thing on the best/worst 48 hours of my life.

[freesnowcone.livejournal.com]

Damn, everybody beat me to the Snakes on a Plane reference!

I guess they can't be too careful, after this jackass smuggled a monkey (http://www.iht.com/articles/ap/2007/08/08/america/NA-ODD-Monkey-on-a-Plane.php) on a plane.

I'm just imagining the conversation between the security agents.
"No, sir, there were no snakes."
"Really... no snakes... well, what else could it have been?"
"A bomb?"

I feel terrible for you, but I'm still laughing. How ridiculous.

[wickedcherub.livejournal.com]

Nah, the security guys thought it was pretty funny too.

[kyuuketsukirui.livejournal.com]

Did they say how/why they thought you had SNAKES, of all things?

[wickedcherub.livejournal.com]

Oh you know the part of the airport where you go through the metal detector then stick your handluggage on the conveyor and they look at an x-ray type thing of your hand luggage?

Well, they made me put my tote bag through a couple of times, then called in the head of security who told them to let it go. I asked them what they thought I had, and they said 'we all think it looks like you have snakes in your bag'.

I still can't think of what it could be, except for maybe o_chan's belt that was in the bag.

[wickedcherub.livejournal.com]

MY BROWSER CRASHED AND ATE MY COMMENT. HATES.

[wickedcherub.livejournal.com]

oh no, it *did* post. forget I said that.

[thawrecka]

...What the hell? That's so crazy.

[cakeface.livejournal.com]

All movie references aside, WHY on EARTH did they think you had snakes??