wickedcherub@dreamwidth

When I started this LJ, I was straight out of highschool, broken up with my long term high school boyfriend, young, a virgin, my whole life in front of me.

Today I took Liam to the shops and bought a crockpot.


This is it, isn't it? I'm old now.

YOU KNOW YOU HAVE AMAZING CROCKPOT RECIPES TO SHARE.

Put this list in order that they happened in your life:

Get married
Buy a house
Get Pregnant
Have baby #1
Have baby #2
Have baby #3
Have baby #4
Graduate college
Graduate high school
Meet significant other
Meet who you hoped was your significant other but wasn't
Move out of parent's house for good
Start college
Become gainfully employed
Buy a car
Get drunk for the first time
Get a cell phone
Get divorced


- Meet who you hoped was your significant other but wasn't. He came to see me in the hospital when I was born. He was 2. By the time I was 4 I was hopelessly in love, by the time I was 15, I was convinced we were going to e TOGETHER FOREVER. I broke up with him when I was 18 because I found out that just because you love someone doesn't mean you make a good couple. He still hasn't dated anyone since then. It's been 11 years.

- Get a cell phone - I got one in Year 10 - 1998.
- Graduate high school - 2000
- Start college - 2001
- Meet significant other - I met Adam when I moved universities in 2005.
- Become gainfully employed - I don't know what this means. I've always had a job, but I held a full time job over the summer of 2007/2008 as a Foxtel call centre operator.
- Get married - 2008
- Get drunk for the first time - I got drunk on my honeymoon.
- Move out of parent's house for good - moved out when I got married.
- Buy a house - umm, Adam already owned a house, so I just moved into that.
- Get Pregnant - 2010!
- Buy a car
- Have baby #1

So... still waiting on the Graduate College bit. :)

Couple of weeks back, Liam peed on his flannelette sheet so while I went to change his nappy, I asked Adam to change the sheets. I handed him a new sheet and a waterproof mattress protector.

Adam is notorious for not putting sheets on straight, so when I came back, I was pleased to see everything was done nicely!

Today I search the house up and down for the flannelette sheet because it's getting cold, and that sheet is nice and warm. COULD NOT FIND THEM ANYWHERE. Adam must have put them in the wash? In the laundry basket? Under the cot? Stashed back in the drawers? WHERE????

Found them finally.

Under the new sheets. Under the mattress protector.

WHO PUTS NEW SHEETS OVER THE OLD SMELLY WET ONES?

WHO?

Only my husband.