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[wickedcherub]

So I'm not pregnant. I was sad about it yesterday but today I'm just appalled at the fact that I am a grown woman who is incapable of not getting menstrual blood all over the bedsheets.

It's worse now that I'm married and share a bed with Adam and sometimes Liam.

Though I guess Liam wets the bed sometimes so we're even.

Seriously, is there some sort of Womanly Lesson my mother forgot to teach me? Not even maternity pads can save me on the first day. :(

Comments

[wickedcherub.livejournal.com]

I thought you weren't allowed to sleep with a tampon :\

I can't use tampons anyway - I can't stick them up far enough, I have the shortest fingers known to mankind.

[marksykins.livejournal.com]

No, you can. You're not meant to have them in longer than 8 hours, but seriously, I have a 10 month old, when am I getting more than 8 hours sleep?