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[wickedcherub]

Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to share with me a joke I haven't heard.

answeringbell and I spend a lot our time telling each other jokes to cheer each other up. However, we're running out. ephant gave me this really great monk joke recently that I sent to answeringbell, only to be told that I had already sent it to her...

8 years ago.

Then she replies with this joke:

A man goes to the zoo........

but when he arrives there's only a dog





It was a shitzu.


But she told me that one last year. :(

New jokes people, new jokes!

Comments

[frozen-jelly.livejournal.com]

Did you hear about the farmer with the magic tractor?
He went down the road and it turned into a field.

[wickedcherub.livejournal.com]

*giggles*

I think I've heard that one too :\

But I love jokes like that :)

[jaylily.livejournal.com]

A guy walks into the psychiatrist wearing only plastic wrap for shorts.
The shrink says, "Well, I can clearly see you're nuts."

[wickedcherub.livejournal.com]

hahahahahahaah :D

Thankyou!

[jaylily.livejournal.com]

I am here to please :)

[answeringbell.livejournal.com]

ahahahahahahhaa

[klepto-malfoy.livejournal.com]

bahahaha.
FUNNY.

[natatree.livejournal.com]

For some reason, this joke always made me giggle.


What's brown and sticky?








A stick.

[ephant.livejournal.com]

A woman goes to see a doctor. She has a banana in one ear, a zuccini in the other and two green beans up her nose.

The doctor takes one look at her and says...

"I know what your problem is! You haven't been eating properly"

[novembersnow.livejournal.com]

I am a little embarrassed to admit this is one of my favorite jokes ever. But everyone I know has already heard it, so you probably have too. :( Nevertheless, I will type it up here, just in case you haven't. :)

So, Little Red Riding Hood decided one day to visit her grandmother. She packed up her basket and donned her little red cloak and got ready to depart. Her mother stopped her, wringing her hands with worry.

"Oh, Little Red Riding Hood," her mother said. "You can't go through the forest today, because you know what's going to happen. You're going to run into the Big Bad Wolf, and he's going to pull up your little red dress, pull down your little red panties, and fuck your little red socks off!"

"Don't worry," Little Red Riding Hood replied, patting the basket. "I've got it covered."

So Little Red Riding Hood set off through the forest. Soon she came upon a woodsman chopping wood. He put down his axe and greeted her.

"Hello, Little Red Riding Hood!" he said.

"Hello, Woodsman!" she replied.

"What brings you through the forest today?" he asked.

"I'm going to visit my grandmother," she said.

"Are you really sure that's wise?" he asked, looking concerned. "Because you know what's going to happen. You're going to run into the Big Bad Wolf, and he's going to pull up your little red dress, pull down your little red panties, and fuck your little red socks off!"

Little Red Riding Hood just shook her head and smiled. "Don't worry," she said, patting her basket once again. "I've got it covered."

So she continued through the forest, and soon enough she met...the Big Bad Wolf! He stood before her with a salacious grin. "Oh, Little Red Riding Hood," he said. "You should not have come through the forest today, because you know what's going to happen. I'm going to pull up your little red dress, pull down your little red panties, and fuck your little red socks off!"

At his words, Little Red Riding Hood pulled up her little red dress, pulled down her little red panties, and lay down spread-eagle on the forest floor. Then she reached into her basket and pulled out a pistol, which she cocked and pointed at the Big Bad Wolf.

"The hell you are," she said. "You're going to eat me like the story says you do!"