three of the best things I've heard this week.

1. Adam: "It's like Christmas, every day. :D" (I think he was referring to me.)

2. Tim (my brother, speaking to a friend): "You can't tell me something you want to keep secret from Tina."
Friend: "Why, you can't keep a secret?"
Tim: "Nah man, she'll just look into my eyes and know what I'm thinking. She can fucking read my mind man. I can't lie to her, beat her in Celebrity Heads, and she never even has to guess a letter when we play Hangman."

3. "If you guys are waiting for Patrick Wolf, he said he'd meet you at the Pony bar afterwards, when he goes with his other posse for some drinks." YAY WE GOT TO HANG OUT WITH PATRICK WOLF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111eleventyone!!!1

most surreal moment of my life

Would be trotting behind a bright orange haired Patrick Wolf, clad in a long Burberry Jacket and shorts, at 1am on a Winter's night, with only answeringbell, o_chan, maxpower, sass_le_fay, callumr, girlintheband and amyaustere looking for an open bar, because Pony was closed.

We were like kids, following the Pied Piper.


PATRICK FUCKING WOLF.

I felt you up at the cinema...

I found them on Myspace.



YOU LOVE ME, RIGHT?

*ducks flying objects*

I AM SINGLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE TONIGHT.

god.

*goes to scrub out brain*