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Jul. 21st, 2011 10:54 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
wickedcherubDear Nicole Scherzinger, you are a talented singer and have a lovely voice. You really do. Rihanna, she sings with that accent because she's from Barbados. You, you're from Kentucky. You don't have to sing like her.. You really don't. I'm pretty sure they don't pronounce 'body' as 'baddy' in Kentucky. Nor do they say 'me likey'. I'm sorry you aren't as successful as a solo artist as you were when you were a solo artist with 5 backup singers dancers, but thems the breaks.
Dear Christina Aguilera, you are also a talented singer and have a lovely voice. But when a song is light and funky and upbeat, try and not be such a deadweight when you're the guest on the song? The song's like fairy floss (cotton candy?) and when you start singing it moves like molasses. Whyyyyyyyyyy
Dear Beyonce, talented singer, tick, lovely voice, tick, but do you remember when you didn't belt every song out at the top of your lungs? It was a good time. Light and shade. Those Idol judges know something sometimes. Light and shade. Also, there's decorative bras that people like Madonna and Gaga wear for their video clips, and then there's just actual lingerie that you're wearing.. Sure, if I had a body like yours, I'd flaunt it too, but you're really just.. wearing your underwear for no reason.
Anyway, here are some links!
Some links: The History of Rap, rapped by Justin Timberlake and Jimmy Fallon. It's missing Eminem, but still amazing. Why aren't you making new music Justin?
90s Dance A Capella Medley I'm a sucker for A Capella, and any A Capella that has 'I'm the Scatman' in it has to be a winner. The faces are hilarious.
Dear Christina Aguilera, you are also a talented singer and have a lovely voice. But when a song is light and funky and upbeat, try and not be such a deadweight when you're the guest on the song? The song's like fairy floss (cotton candy?) and when you start singing it moves like molasses. Whyyyyyyyyyy
Dear Beyonce, talented singer, tick, lovely voice, tick, but do you remember when you didn't belt every song out at the top of your lungs? It was a good time. Light and shade. Those Idol judges know something sometimes. Light and shade. Also, there's decorative bras that people like Madonna and Gaga wear for their video clips, and then there's just actual lingerie that you're wearing.. Sure, if I had a body like yours, I'd flaunt it too, but you're really just.. wearing your underwear for no reason.
Anyway, here are some links!
Some links: The History of Rap, rapped by Justin Timberlake and Jimmy Fallon. It's missing Eminem, but still amazing. Why aren't you making new music Justin?
90s Dance A Capella Medley I'm a sucker for A Capella, and any A Capella that has 'I'm the Scatman' in it has to be a winner. The faces are hilarious.
