Things that I am thinking today.

1. Patrick Stump has a very amiable face.

2. If the men of Sparta were so manly, why do they not have a hair on their chests?

3. Did Peter Parker just have eyeliner lying around?

4. I need to learn to let go of boys I become attached to.

5. Maroon 5 may have lost any last shred of cred/cool they may have had, but damn that song is good.

6. Probability of a character with glasses being hot = 90%. Probability that said character then looks even hotter after taking them off = 100%.

7. Why do I have no Eurovision Song Contest friends in Melbourne?

8. No one needs 1000 thread count sheets. Or a $950 handbag. BUT DAMN I WANT THEM.

9. Some of my year 8 male students need to learn that wrapping their arm around their 13 year old girlfriend's shoulder while they're walking along = cute. Then going for the surreptitious boob grope? Unacceptable. Even if she *is* the girlfriend.

10. There is not much more satisfying or beautiful in the world then doing two pages of workings on a maths equation to find that the answer is 1. :)

11. Taking walks along the beach *is* nice, after all. Being piggybacked is even better.