Oh you know the part of the airport where you go through the metal detector then stick your handluggage on the conveyor and they look at an x-ray type thing of your hand luggage?

Well, they made me put my tote bag through a couple of times, then called in the head of security who told them to let it go. I asked them what they thought I had, and they said 'we all think it looks like you have snakes in your bag'.

I still can't think of what it could be, except for maybe o_chan's belt that was in the bag.