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[wickedcherub]

So I'm not pregnant. I was sad about it yesterday but today I'm just appalled at the fact that I am a grown woman who is incapable of not getting menstrual blood all over the bedsheets.

It's worse now that I'm married and share a bed with Adam and sometimes Liam.

Though I guess Liam wets the bed sometimes so we're even.

Seriously, is there some sort of Womanly Lesson my mother forgot to teach me? Not even maternity pads can save me on the first day. :(

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[sarahofcroydon.livejournal.com]

I must be foul bachelorette frog because I always take a disgusting kind of pride in how much blood I can produce.

That said, I used to wear shorts or track pants to bed. That was a nice solution, and I figure towels would work too.

Or special black sheets. ;)

[wickedcherub.livejournal.com]

I bleed through trackpants. :(

I bleed through the pants onto the sheets, through the sheets onto the mattress. I have an unsightly stain on my 5000 dollar mattress :(

[sarahofcroydon.livejournal.com]

Oh man. :( I've done that too, but it wasn't a $5000 mattress. :(