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Aunt: So, have you and Adam gotten close yet since the baby?
Me-thinks: oh wow, that's a bit personal!
Me: Yeah, I waited until 2 months because mum told me to. (not true)
Aunt: Omg, how much did it hurt! It hurt so much didn't it!
Me: Yeah, a little bit. Not as much as they told me it would. Not as much as the very first time.
Aunt: What first time? Oh, like the first time when you get married?
Me: ... Yeah. When you lose your virginity when you get married.
Aunt: Nothing is as bad as that! I was so horrified your uncle had to chase me around the bed so I went downstairs to sleep on the couch and we didn't try it for a month.

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